I'm not saying you're going to get banned or not... I'm just having fun with this whole thing. You SHOULD HAVE contacted the admins and asked for a name change... or at least let them know your intentions. You've just made yourself look even worse with all of this! You want to repair your image, this isn't helping. We are a forgiving group, you would have been better off keeping with the old ID and "fixing" your image with valid posts. You will not change our opinions of you overnight, it will be a lengthy process. If you're seeking immediate acceptance, sorry to burst your bubble, but things are going to be tough for you... more so now that you attempted to pull the wool over everyone's eyes and create a new account.
And to keep with the fun...

And one of my current favorites...
